These are Poems that I got through email from some of my friends far away.. I thought it was pretty good so hope you like it too!

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BOYS

A heart is not a plaything,
A heart is not a toy,
But if you want it broken,
Just give it to a boy.
Boys they like to play with things
To see what makes them run,
But when it comes to kissing
They do it just for fun.

Boys never give their hearts away
They play us girls for fools,
They wait until we give our hearts
And then they play it cool.

You will wonder where he is a night
You will wonder if he's true,
One moment you will be happy,
One moment you will be blue.

If you get a chance to see him
Your heart begins to dance
Your life revolves around him,
There's nothing like romance.

And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night
You see, my friend, you're losing him
It never turns out right.

Boys are great, though immature
The price you pay is high,
He may seem sweet and gorgeous
But remember he's a guy.

Don't fall in love with just a boy
That takes a lot of nerve.
You see, my friend, you need a man
To get what you deserve.

So when you think that you're in love,
Be careful if you can
Before you give your heart away
Make sure that he's a man.

Girls

There are many good things in life,
Like cars, money, and weed.
But if you want something confusing,
A girl is all you need.

A girl doesn't say what she wants,
But you're somehow supposed to know.
If they want to do this or do that,
Stay here, stay there, or just go.

Then there's the time, you all know what I mean,
That monthly little joy.
That lets them abuse the shit out of you,
Just for being a boy.

If you ever dare look at another girl,
They seem to scream, go on, and panic.
But watch how fast they ignore you,
At the sight of that queer from Titanic.

They give you questions like "Am I fat?"
And "If you could go with one of my friends, who?"
There is no answer, face the facts,
You are definitely through.

They take nothing and blow it up,
And make a tremendous fuss.
So girls, no matter what you think,
You are just as hard to understand as we are.

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Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees,
and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable
trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

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HERO

ALWAYS ONE TO LOOK UP TO,

ALWAYS A HERO, ALWAYS A DREAM,

A HERO HAS THE STRENGH TO OVERPOWER ANY ENEMY,

COURAGE TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE,

HAS A WILL TO STAND AND GO ON; EVEN AFTER FALLING DOWN,

RISES ABOVE LIMITED EXPECTATIONS.

ALWAYS A HERO TO LOOK UP TO,

ALWAYS A HERO TO FOLLOW

ALWAYS YOU

YOUR OWN HERO.

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